A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: insensiblenothingness, via mercifulhomo)

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
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breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via tyrellashell)

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via relentlessbahamut)

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pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(via tyrellashell)

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(Source: charlottes, via tyrellashell)

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Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

(via tyrellashell)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via mercifulhomo)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via feministicunt)

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jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

(via feministicunt)

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I just totally redid my blog so if people would go take a look and tell me what you think that would be wonderful <3

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8 hours ago

Ordinarily-Extraordinary =====> narcissistic-introverts

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10 hours ago

I feel like I need a new url and to redo my entire blog from scratch.

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10 hours ago

Do you ever just sit and regret all the things you missed out on or didn’t try because of fucking anxiety? Because I do and its really upsetting.

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10 hours ago
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